The US government's new AI chatbot gives Minecraft's end poem a bureaucratic twist
The new America.gov chatbot will write you a remixed version of Minecraft's end poem, then deny ever doing it.
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September 30, 2026
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In short: The US government's new AI chatbot gives Minecraft's end poem a bureaucratic twist
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The US Government's New AI Chatbot Gives Minecraft's End Poem A Bureaucratic Twist It combines all of AI's strengths including plagiarizing, lying and being unintentionally funny. The US government's new chatbot just demonstrated AI's ability to plagiarize, lie and be unintentionally hilarious.
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Ask what default, power relation, or daily ritual actually changed. If the answer is still “a demo,” this would not ship on Friday either.
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